What in God's Name is Floccinaucinihilipilification?

Me & Technology don't always see eye to eye. In fact I think that sometimes it has a laugh and pokes fun at me. Take this fackin' mobile doobry whatsit. Recently it decided to update its self and download a new piece of operating software. Within it, was Nokia's answer to Apple's 'Siri', called Cortana. And she sounds just like the bird off the Halo games.

What Did Marcus Say?

A tourist is in Sutton one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon. "Well," replies the man, "The Sutton United ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you must really see a match, the Carshalton ground is not far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue. You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop."

Siam: There's more to it than just ladyboys!

He drinks a Whiskey drink,
He drinks a Vodka drink,
He drinks a Lager drink,
He drinks a Cider drink.

After only two days since our win against the Ding, we are once again back in action at the place where I, the Duke, nearly lost his phone a mere thirteen months back.

Grass Staines

So here we go! Here we go, here we go! The time has come for our first mid-week home fixture, than none other than the mighty Staines on Thames. Well, it better be a more interesting display of football than that on show at Eastleigh, on Saturday just gone I can tell ya! I mean not one, not one bloody shot on goal, that I counted. My lips hadn’t really touched the golden nectar, and my eyes certainly weren’t deceiving me, well I hope they weren’t.

Please leave a message after the tone....

As you may have read, one of our esteemed contributors Dukey forced us to stick around in gorgeous Staines on saturday after the dopey sod left his mobile phone in the cab from the ground to the pub. Once aware of his little faux pas, he of course then used Juan's phone to leave himself a rather fruity voice mail to remind him not to do it again. As you do.

In the Beginning God created the Duke

Well what a day that was! Next time I might remember to take some photos. What started with a hot cup of tea at Carshalton station at 10 o'clock in the morning, somehow ended at 2 o'clock the following morning in Tapuri discussing ecclesiastical matters with an Arsenal fan. How did I end up there?

Tom Cruise & a Mojito

So Staines away!  Thanks to T.H.S for the lift down to today's game! Seeing as the rest of the lads had caught the train and arrived into Staines in the morning, I thought it best to have a quick pre-match drink before the game kicked off. As I was reminded-that Sober note taking and Blogs are a BIG no no!!