Hey you, don't watch that! Watch this!

I dunno, you just can't get the staff these days!

Having begged and pleaded and generally pestered me to bring this thing back, Juan & Dukey have I think found themselves a little surprised at the sort of time & effort you have to put in scribbling crap about even a Non-League club such as ourselves. Don't get me wrong, their efforts have been top notch and are a fine addition to this utterly underwhelming site's tradition. But with the boys seemingly flagging a bit with the pretty hefty 9 games to cover in the final month of the season, I thought it was time they took a break and spent 90 mins on the bench to with their feet up.

F*ck Off! We're the The People's Front of Judea!

Oh Hank Marvin, is wonderful, Oh Hank Marvin is wonderful! At last. I do not have to another blog on this poxy laptop! In fact I wasn't meant to do another home blog altogether but because someone (No Names!, No Names!) failed in doing the lightest bit of manual grafting and could therefore not turn up to the game. So let's keep this adventure short and sweet.

The 'Church Cometh

It's OK Ladies and Gents I'm not talking about Sunday School, I'm talking about our latest home fixture vs Hornchurch. Of course, we at Gandermonium are spiritual sorts and do however practise at least a couple of religions.....mostly Football and Beer, and well, when one stops, the other takes over. I guess we could be described as a cult, in one form or another. Yes, I said 'cult'.

Relax, Juan returns once more to deliver a further masterpiece to add to the ever growing world of Gandermonium. So without further delay I bring you another specialist non-league production.

Ding Dong!

Well good afternoon my fellow brothers (and sisters!) and welcome to another excerpt of the Gandermonium boys watching the final run in of the 2012/13 season. Today’s opposition were the currently homeless Hayes & Yeading who came down the lane needing a couple more points to keep them in the division for another year.

And as I am due to go up town to get further educated tonight, this blog was done in a bit of a rush before my train doth cometh. So let’s crack one out. Er, crack on.

Did you just ask for a Hooch?

Good evening boys and girls and welcome at another edition of Duke's tired and emotional recollection of today's trip, the penultimate away game of this season taking us across Hampshire and into the opulent surrounds of Farnborough. Many thanks for Juan for doing the SSC blog on Thursday and giving me the opportunity to just sit back and enjoy another excellent performance that not only booked us a record breaking number of final appearances but leaves us just one step away from equalling Dulwich Hamlet's record of wins.

The Wombles come to Gander Green Lane....

Well after a no show from yours truly on Tuesday night for the Maidenhead game, the reigns of Gandermonium were handed over to me to deal with tonight's write up for the Surrey Senior Cup Fixture against AFC Wimbledon.

So with a quick few text messages sent, Duke answered my SOS call and provided taxi service to the Lane for tonight's fixture. So he appeared at 19:15 hrs outside Juan Towers with Greek riding shotgun. The conversation then turned to Duke perhaps setting himself up a Twitter account, well actually it was more about Greek setting up a Twitter account in Dukey's name....

Where was Timmy's Mallet?

We've been here before.....This place seems familiar.....And I'm not even under the influence once again....

Evening fellow comrades, and welcome to another sobering affair from the Duke. Who's turn it is to cover another night in Berkshire, Maidenhead were the opposition tonight, and not unlike other visits to York Road (minus the league cup game there a few years ago) there was very few goals to mention. Well there was only one, but we'll get to that in due course.

Pay the bill..er.. 'Ricay!

Well well Ladies & Gents.....

A double header from Juan! Yes readers of Gandermonium Juan is back to cover our next home fixture V.s Billericay! Now being that neither myself or Duke are massive fans of Essex, or for that matter Essex sides we flipped this one on the turn of the coin...and well I lost the flip! Note to self, always call heads!

We've got Wood! Well, Borehamwood

Well then ladies, gents and readers of Gandermonium.  Where do I begin with this one? Firstly, are you sitting comfortably? So, following on from our eventful day of both drinking and football down in Dover on Saturday. I checked my bank balance this morning, and well I hat e to say it, but it's true what Dukey says....you do a least a ton on away days with this lot. Well for me it was over a ton, £147.13 to be precise, for the love of drinking and following the team we all love. And you can't put a price on love right?

Tor!

Welcome to the second Gandermonium Literary review. Yes, it's once again time to suspend your disbelief that the idiots involved with this can actually read and don't just partake in books with lots of pictures in them, usually to be used in conjunction with some sort of colouring implements.